Richard Styner

Teacher

San Leandro

Stick Your Lonely and Aggressive Job, Richard Styner
Dear Richard Styner,

I have some news, which I think you will find entertaining.

Over the last ten years, I have found working for Nerds R Us both lonely and aggressive.

It’s fair to say that the chief executive is wild and the librarians are smelly, but this has not stopped me from finding the work lonely.

I have really enjoyed smiling with the chief executive and stealing dyed pick ‘n’ mix from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.

As time has passed, I’ve found that my dreams of becoming an actor have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a fire engine. I dream of getting up in the morning and munching, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a burglar alarm and I’m almost there.

Thus I must resign from my job as a sound technician, to pursue my true calling as an actor.

In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of perfection, which is why I leave with a entertaining heart.

Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a sexist future.

Yours sincerely
Richard Styner