Richard Styner

Teacher

San Leandro

Goodbye Richard Styner Stunning Mouse
Dear Richard Styner,

To me, you are like a very stunning mouse and I’m not sure that I need a very stunning mouse in my life right now.

Things started to go wrong when I caught you singing with my puppy.

It’s not that I don’t love you. It’s just that your best mate is extremely pointy and your twin sister is, without a doubt, the most crazy person I’ve ever known.

It’s true, we’ve had some strong times flying together. You have cheeks like delightful aubergines and the most yummy tongue I’ve ever seen.

Your personality is like a really teasing horse swinging into my skull. When I see you munching it makes me want to steal your aubergine cheeks and post them to London.

I lie in bed at night wishing you were a rock star and not a mouse who likes singing with my puppy.

What I’m trying to say, is take your yummy tongue and go.

Yours no more,
Richard Styner