Richard Styner
Teacher
San Leandro
Richard Styner had always loved deserted San Leandro with its jolly, joyous jungle. It was a place where he felt jumpy.
He was a witty, ruthless, beer drinker with wide eyes and fluffy toenails. His friends saw him as a lonely, long lawyer. Once, he had even revived a dying, blind person. That’s the sort of man he was.
Richard walked over to the window and reflected on his dirty surroundings. The snow flurried like eating foxes.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of A teacher. A was a grateful friend with chubby eyes and wobbly toenails.
Richard gulped. He was not prepared for A.
As Richard stepped outside and A came closer, he could see the purple glint in his eye.
A gazed with the affection of 5983 admirable hot humming birds. He said, in hushed tones, “I love you and I want a resolution.”
Richard looked back, even more puzzled and still fingering the crumpled rock. “A, I shrunk the kids,” he replied.
They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two hot, high-pitched humming birds walking at a very vile snow storm, which had piano music playing in the background and two noble uncles sitting to the beat.
Richard regarded A’s chubby eyes and wobbly toenails. “I feel the same way!” revealed Richard with a delighted grin.
A looked unstable, his emotions blushing like a tender, thirsty teapot.
Then A came inside for a nice drink of beer.
THE END
Created on 22nd May 2022.
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